Thank You, Twitter

I received this error code on Twitter today:

403 Forbidden: The request is understood, 

but it has been refused

Story of my life, really.

Get married by the time I'm 30?

403 Forbidden: The request is understood, 

but it has been refused

Lose weight as fast as I gained it?

403 Forbidden: The request is understood, 

but it has been refused

 

How about a maid?

403 Forbidden: The request is understood, 

but it has been refused

This will now be my response to Brenn

Mom, will you help me find my shoes?

403 Forbidden: The request is understood, 

but it has been refused

Mom, while you're in the kitchen will you get me something to drink?

403 Forbidden: The request is understood, 

but it has been refused

Mom, can I stay up late tonight?

403 Forbidden: The request is understood, 

but it has been refused

Thank you, Twitter